Tuesday, November 30
The last sentence in this article is the most amazing part.
Monday, November 29
real time airport info
Israeli's disturbed by what they see in mirror...sorta..Fired FBI translator gathers a force of 23 to take on both sides of the aisle....t-shirtsthatsuck.com....and what promises to be an outstanding forum from the creators of wikipedia comes wikinews
Double bonus Things I found in the box in my closet!
Numbo the twice:
On many occasions Liu Ling, under the influence of wine, would be completely free and uninhibited, sometimes taking off his clothes and sitting naked in his room. Once when some persons saw him and chided him for it, Ling retorted, "I take heaven and earth for my pillars and roof, and the rooms of my house for my pants and coat. What are you gentlemen doing in my pants?"
Numbo the twice:
On many occasions Liu Ling, under the influence of wine, would be completely free and uninhibited, sometimes taking off his clothes and sitting naked in his room. Once when some persons saw him and chided him for it, Ling retorted, "I take heaven and earth for my pillars and roof, and the rooms of my house for my pants and coat. What are you gentlemen doing in my pants?"
New Intermittent Feature! Things I found in the box in my closet. Bonus points if you can guess who wrote this one.
Numbo the first:
30 Sept 1997
Hello Boss! I arrived in Germany a few days ago, and with jet lag and an empty stomach I found a beer 100% better than Kingfisher. After a few beers (I'm not a lush) I found myself a very happy, disoriented drunk in the middle of a foreign country. But I had a map! Stopping under a street light, I examined a street sign, which unfortunately was written in German. I squinted at the sign and the map wondering which street was which and where I was going. All this consternation made my butt itch. With my giant left hand, I reached under my underwear deep into my pants until I found that infernal itch. I itched and itched and itched until my belt broke. It snapped right there in the middle of Germany. A passing car beeped. I waved, collected my pants and staggered back to the youth hostle (sic).
Hope you are happy, healthy and employed,
XXXXX
Numbo the first:
30 Sept 1997
Hello Boss! I arrived in Germany a few days ago, and with jet lag and an empty stomach I found a beer 100% better than Kingfisher. After a few beers (I'm not a lush) I found myself a very happy, disoriented drunk in the middle of a foreign country. But I had a map! Stopping under a street light, I examined a street sign, which unfortunately was written in German. I squinted at the sign and the map wondering which street was which and where I was going. All this consternation made my butt itch. With my giant left hand, I reached under my underwear deep into my pants until I found that infernal itch. I itched and itched and itched until my belt broke. It snapped right there in the middle of Germany. A passing car beeped. I waved, collected my pants and staggered back to the youth hostle (sic).
Hope you are happy, healthy and employed,
XXXXX
The story of Thanksgiving and Christmas and Yoshi's Island for Supernintendo. Flash, audio maybe NSFW.
Thursday, November 25
camping food
Turkey day gratitude
Wednesday, November 24
Most. Annoying Spofite's Homepage. Ever. Thanks A Dead Relative.
Tuesday, November 23
13,000 new marine species discovered in past year
Inauguration Protest
Hockey bling.
Each ring features 138 diamonds -- one for each of the 106 points the Lightning earned in the regular season and two each for 16 victories during the playoffs.
Each ring features 138 diamonds -- one for each of the 106 points the Lightning earned in the regular season and two each for 16 victories during the playoffs.
Carcharodon carcharias vs. Tursiops truncatus.
Monday, November 22
Rich: Reality a Casualty - an excellent analysis of the state of American media.
HardCoreLogo - this is for Andrew.
Now, what was the movie Andrew was talking about? 'Professional something'?
Now, what was the movie Andrew was talking about? 'Professional something'?
Friday, November 19
For those that missed it, here's a Survivor summary, and an entertaining one to boot.
There's cat hair all over my jacket. I met a nice cat on the way home from the boys' place last night, and it was pretty friendly. I petted it for like ten minutes, and it seemed like a pretty good cat. I thought about taking it home with me because it didn't have a collar or tags or anything. I was going to call it "Ocho", because it kept doing figure-eights around my legs, and it's a Hispanic neighborhood and all. I keep saying "it" about the cat, which I guess is kind of insulting, but I wasn't sure about its gender because it kept getting all squeamish and scratchy when I tried to stick my finger up its butt to see if it was a boy or a girl.
Or is it just chickens that you have to do that to? I guess I wouldn't make a very good veterinarian. Anyway, lots of cat hair on my jacket.
Or is it just chickens that you have to do that to? I guess I wouldn't make a very good veterinarian. Anyway, lots of cat hair on my jacket.
Yes, their website features low carb choices, salads, and other crap... But Hardees deserves a hearty congratulations for bucking the trends and saying, fuck it.
Taking the leap. From MeFi.
Thursday, November 18
to quote offwingopinion, " here's a blog thats about to get real popular".......also, ice girls, version 2.04
Who's up for 2,521?
"Do you and your fiance go together like coffee and donuts?"
its about friggin' time
Europe (AP) Scientist have discovered a new species of frog, the yellow-bellied northwestern dancing frog. Dr. D.Jockey's find will be published in the upcoming edition of the journal Nature.
Wednesday, November 17
Super football geek.
Roommate Wanted: SSM(single straight male). Must like alcohol, video games, 'Survivor'....No pets, No dedicated parking, though available on street.
Any other suggestions for the ad?
Any other suggestions for the ad?
...reporting from the World Toilet Summit, this is I.P. Freely. Back to you in the studio.
Beatles vs. Jay-Zee
Tuesday, November 16
Beavers. Money. Insert your own joke here.
Christmas is just around the corner.
Unlockable level on Halo 2. Go nuts, Ninja.
blow valves and pivoting temples. Also, Rubin does it again: artsy photos of Nikes by this guy, which led me to his photo album(horizontal montages), and freely available dj sets(audio links)
Aleksey Morozov is making more money in Russia than he did with the Penguins. No shit. AK Bars Kazan's payroll is 50 Million USD. Check out the players on the team.
"It is a win-win situation."
Monday, November 15
that's nice and all, but does it clean my bathroom?
see, i told ya it's good for ya.
Friday, November 12
I had to read this twice and look for telling signs of a fake before coming to the conclussion that the world has gone batshit.
Administrators at the school said they were concerned about safety of their students.
Apparently they were less concerned about looking like complete jackasses.
Administrators at the school said they were concerned about safety of their students.
Apparently they were less concerned about looking like complete jackasses.
one of Krudmart's finest, by this guy, who also designs shirts for one of my favorite vinyl outlets, which carries UDG products, who have a great fly fishing lamp.
The TV Dinner turns 50. Happy Birthday TV Dinner!
Let's just pretend this isn't happening. Nothing to see here.
Thursday, November 11
say it ain't so, Tivo
Wednesday, November 10
Watch a cheeseburger magically appear from the breastal region of a woman dressed as Ronald McDonald.
Science: Making shit go really fast.
Tuesday, November 9
a massive pet peeve
I just like this pic
glad i went before this all went down.
Monday, November 8
ok, so i'm not a shameless self-promoter type, but that doesn't mean i don't like my ego to be stroked every once and a while. and judging from the style and substance of this post, i would never think that my interweb scribblings would get me recognized, or atleast my other alter ego, garfield of spofi. many thanks to vito90 for knowing genius when he reads it.
Hot doggy goodness.
Saturday, November 6
Upgrade to Ad-Aware SE v1.05. It's good.
Friday, November 5
I've mentioned it before, but if you're not reading Achewood, you're only hurting yourself. Today's strip made me laugh for about five minutes.
Also, my personal favorite.
Also, my personal favorite.
This week's version sucked, but last week's was terrific. Phriday!
Welcome to the Atlantic Tunnel. In September 2009 we are proud to announce our first high-speed magnetic suspension train that will embark on its maiden journey under the Atlantic Ocean to New Jersey
You guys wanna go hammer some nails into some baby seals this weekend?
Thursday, November 4
Wednesday, November 3
This made me chuckle.
God's boy, Dwayne Baskerville came in eigth in the mayoral race. No doubt, he blames God.
My congressman and House Appropriations Committee member won. This ain't news, but it's a good thing.
Noooooooooooooo!
Tuesday, November 2
Sam the chimp is old. I wish you the best, Sam.
Take that, creationists! The evolution of the human eye makes sense! Hey Darwin, suck it!
effective deterrent
more stewarty goodness
Monday, November 1
God told me not to vote for this guy.
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