Friday, April 29
A dog in a monkey suit.
Thursday, April 28
Unless I'm missing something, the IIHF World Championship games won't be broadcast at all in the United States. The only access I can find to it is online, by $40 subscription, or $5 per game.
Bummer.
Bummer.
I swear that I read about this in the last chapter of the Bible.
Wednesday, April 27
I want this Adolf Hitler Skunk Figurine. Desperately.
Tuesday, April 26
Ant Ambush, the Frozen Frog, and I located the moonwalking mating dance of some South American jungle bird. Well, I didn't locate video, only a hot lead. The episode also includes an interesting spatial twist on evolutionary theory, comparing different rainforests' canopy structures and investigating how they relate to the animals that live there, illustrating this via Borneo's uniqely tall and spacious canopy as the driving force behind the myriad of flying (on a rib and a prayer...who could it be. Believe it or not, its just me), or gliding, creatures that can only be found there. Darwin's prediction of a specialized moth coming true is pretty cool as well.
Monday, April 25
Funny headline of the day.
Stu Grimson, a.k.a. "The Grim Reaper" is getting a law degree through the Life after Hockey Program.
Mexican Shitter: Equal parts tequila, Red Bull, and Mountain Dew, poured into a plastic cup with ice.
Friday, April 22
Who would win in a fight between a tiger and a crocodile? Here's some footage.
Infomania worse than weed. And it doesn't even get you high.
Thursday, April 21
Co-ed Camping trip...who, when, where...discuss
Tuesday, April 19
An analysis of the Mets pitching problems.
A neck massager. Right.
Hundreds of people in Chicago are incredibly stupid.
My brain hurts.
Monday, April 18
The 46 Best-ever Freeware Utilities for nerds. I picked up the BitTorrent Client and the DLL cleaner.
Pron Night! The object of the game is to bring Jenna to orgasm. It's not easy to win.
Burke sues Brooks. Yay! It's hockey news.
CSI: Wendys. This is all over the news out here. Folks are freaked.
In-N-Out Burger is better anyway. Plus, no chili.
In-N-Out Burger is better anyway. Plus, no chili.
Friday, April 15
Wednesday, April 13
This professor has the best name.
A realistic assessment of how many 12-year-olds I could beat up before they overtook me. (McSweeneys's)
Thursday, April 7
Tuesday, April 5
Need another addiction? Try this game.
Monday, April 4
Did you guys see that the Pope used to play hockey in Poland? You can read about it in the April 3rd edition of Hockeybird, but the best article he links to is something from CNN in 2000, in which the Pope attended a rally in St. Louis and received a personalized Blues jersey.
If I ever buy another NHL jersey, you can bet I know what I'm getting printed on the back.
If I ever buy another NHL jersey, you can bet I know what I'm getting printed on the back.
* Salary cap of $42 million (includes $39.8 million in salary and $2.2 million in benefits).
* Salary floor of $34 million.
* Franchise player, with neither salary nor benefits to be included in $42 million cap figure, but club to pay 50 percent tax.
* Unrestricted free agency lowered to age 27 from 31.
* Entry-level salaries to be capped at $1.2 million (including performance bonuses) per season.
* Qualifying offers for restricted free agents lowered to 75 percent (from current position of 110 or 100 percent, based on player's existing salary).
* Five-year limit on all individual contracts (currently no term restrictions).
* Team revenue sharing, of varying percentages, during regular season and playoffs.
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