Tuesday, August 31
well, they made it 'til Tuesday before the true colors started to shine.
Uncle Larry shoots, and scores.
McGreevy and Schrock, sitting in a tree...
Monday, August 30
i knew it was beneficial...
where mikey b is proud to be somebody's bitch.
virus in action
Download mozilla. It seems to work well for me.
A new Yokels feature? Job ideas for Alan.
Sunday, August 29
The shirt is purple. Poker report at McSweeneys.
Saturday, August 28
Friday, August 27
"breakin' the law, breakin' the law"...check the video.
This week I had a crazy nightmare. Most of the details are lost to my habits. However, the main story is vivid as hell. I'm outside, and I look up and see a jet fall out of the sky. It doesn't go screaming toward the earth, but rather loses momentum. Like a car running out of gas. This prolongs the anxiety while the plane plummets. The actual impact was not the scary part, it was the falling. Hell, I don't even remember the impact, just the blaze. A second plane repeated the swan dive in similar fashion. And all I remember saying is, "It's happening again."
"Doctors grow new jaw in man's back."
Thursday, August 26
Weekes is a Ranger. Nice enough move, I guess.
America still in denial after 30 years. God, I hope not.
I'll give you money if this doesn't make you laugh.
Wednesday, August 25
Everyone's favorite owners lap dog is back with more. Yay Stan, you miserable fuck.
Just because it's August... This is where I learned to ski.
They should just kill all whales. Shit like this can't be allowed to happen. We're endangered by whales! Don't people realize this?
I hate whales.
I hate whales.
I wanna swim in water red with whale blood.
Fuck Greenpeace.
I hate whales. I hate whales. I hate whales.
I hate whales.
I hate whales.
I wanna swim in water red with whale blood.
Fuck Greenpeace.
I hate whales. I hate whales. I hate whales.
Tuesday, August 24
All of us [on 'The Daily Show'] are just blown away by the turn the campaign has taken," Karlin said. "We cannot believe that this is what is being talked about at this juncture. It's so astounding to us. We are trying to work through our amazement and to conduct a meaningful conversation absent of incredulity, because [the interview] is not going to go anywhere if you just say, 'What the [expletive] is going on?' "
"If you just want to pinpoint the success of the Republican Party and Bush, this is a perfect case study," Karlin continued, "because George W. Bush has put a moratorium on talk about his behavior under the age of 40 and everyone [in the press] is abiding by it. 'Were you or were you not an alcoholic or did you just have a drinking problem?,' 'Were you or were you not a drug abuser?' Meanwhile they're debating whether [Kerry's war] wounds drew blood or were they superficial, or occurred in the same day, or whether he shot a guy wearing a toga. . . . How is that possible?"
Here's the TV schedule for the hockey World Cup.
Monday, August 23
People take shit way too fucking seriously.
Friday, August 20
u guys probably saw this at the mothership, but I thought I'd post it here because it is a brilliant short.
Thursday, August 19
Yet another reason we should be killing all the bears.
Wednesday, August 18
Tuesday, August 17
The inherent unsustainability of capitalism (any idiot can tell you a system that is unsustainable is doomed. unsustainable meaning in this case a system based on infinite growth via finite resources) has been a sort of personal research project for years now. Not that only capitalist societies are wasteful and polluters, but capitalists just happen to be the largest offenders in these categories, save China. And the warning signs are everywhere: Oil prices jumping. Climate change. Resistance by foreign and less powerful countries to becoming mere markets whose benefits will never reach their part of the world. And now this. Nothing earthshattering, just not something I considered before now. We all know it's incredibly inefficient to extract the energy from a pound of beef or poultry compared to, say, grain. Now, vegatarians are extremists in my opinion, but that's not to say their beliefs don't have any merit. But no one ever made a water argument to me before. And since water is kinda important in the grand scheme of things, I'm taking notice.
The time for lipservice and reversed environmental policies is coming to an end. And hopefully it will end voluntarily, because... "
The time for lipservice and reversed environmental policies is coming to an end. And hopefully it will end voluntarily, because... "
"I think the world's future water supply is a problem that's an entire order of magnitude greater than we've begun to realise."....and us humans aren't too good at taking a hint until the hint gives us a good beat down.
Check your emails regarding poker. And Alan, let me know if you have plans to come to 235 this evening. Tuesday is a typical night and I don't want to throw a wrench in the works by doing something with a girl before I know one way or another. What does your evening hold in store?
Some news about Ninja's weekend with the dirty hippies.
here are a few stories to get an idea of the scope of the concert.
here are a few stories to get an idea of the scope of the concert.
A follow-up: Project Billboard's billboard is now up in Times Square. It's moved from the Marriot to an alternate spot on an unbranded building (above ESPN Zone). It's on a big, bad Clear Channel board too.
Monday, August 16
Thursday, August 12
Our gay governor.
Stan does more work for the owners. What an obnoxious prick.
Wednesday, August 11
Tuesday, August 10
Blessed be the blog, for the blog can take on many mysterious forms with many mysterious purposes to serve Blog, the deity of this ethereal realm. Blessed be the blog, for it shall deliver you, my friends, from the eternal damnation of my peripheral musical tastes. (from spofi)
A gmail notify tool. I haven't put it on my machine yet because I have a brand spanking new machine and I ain't putting anything on it. This thing drives like a Ferrari.
Monday, August 9
Friday, August 6
Debate 210
"The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens — she calls me, 'George W.' — 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway — she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen." - George W. Bush, Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2004
Thursday, August 5
Rookie Wright has 6 RBIs for Amazin's
Dad's infection hasn't gotten better, threatening his big toe. Mom's stressed and I'm likely heading down on Friday to keep her calm and keep dad from going insane from boredom. I'm back tonight after midnight. See ya'll when I see ya.
Arab reaction to F911
Wednesday, August 4
Alan, this book might provide some insight to the question you've asked yourself for a while now.....and no, its not supposed to be green.
Tuesday, August 3
Who guards the guards? The peeps.
Monday, August 2
Every Monday morning I call my parents to check in and let them know I'm still okay. They appreciate it. Well, this morning my Dad called me from the cell phone. He starts the conversation by saying Mom and he are on their way to Bethesda (Medical Center). My immediate thoughts are all lousy, so I was actually pleased to hear that they were visiting the hospital due to the small fact that my dad ran over his foot with a lawn-mower this weekend.
I checked in later to get the full details. Dad was backing up a hill while mowing with a standard gas-powered push mower. He was in a rush for something, so he wasn't wearing his steel-toed boots as he usually does. As he backed up the hill he tripped backwards over a stump. Falling backwards, one's natural instinct is to grab hold of whatever possible. What was possible for my dad was only the mower. So he basically pulled the mower over his foot, cutting his toes, breaking bones, causing whatever mayhem a dirty tennis shoe and lawn mower blade can cause.
He's in surgery now. My mom has been assured it's nothing she needs to be concerned about... A common procedure. They need to clean the foot, get at the infection, and repair the work done by the local hospital this weekend. They're hopeful he'll be out by his birthday (Thursday). He'll no longer have the top half of the second toe on his right foot.
Happy Birthday Stumpy!
I checked in later to get the full details. Dad was backing up a hill while mowing with a standard gas-powered push mower. He was in a rush for something, so he wasn't wearing his steel-toed boots as he usually does. As he backed up the hill he tripped backwards over a stump. Falling backwards, one's natural instinct is to grab hold of whatever possible. What was possible for my dad was only the mower. So he basically pulled the mower over his foot, cutting his toes, breaking bones, causing whatever mayhem a dirty tennis shoe and lawn mower blade can cause.
He's in surgery now. My mom has been assured it's nothing she needs to be concerned about... A common procedure. They need to clean the foot, get at the infection, and repair the work done by the local hospital this weekend. They're hopeful he'll be out by his birthday (Thursday). He'll no longer have the top half of the second toe on his right foot.
Happy Birthday Stumpy!
and I still haven't found what I'm looking for......(hum U2).....but this poor mutt hit the motherload.....and in a different vein, Bush might be gaining votes with his 'save marriage' BS, but the Pope is gonna be losing parishoners after denouncing feminism.....Psst, John, don't ya know its the moms that get the families to church on Sundays. Man, you're out of touch.....Ron Reagan and the winds of change
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