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Science: Studying crayfish humping rituals because you don't have time to.

If you haven't seen the latest Bobby Granger commercial, go to Hockeybird and take a look.

At one point in time, Byron Dafoe was a decent goaltender. I remember his servicable play, but mostly I remember him completely kicking the shit out of Patrick Lalime.

A recipe for Vineyard SPAM Salad I found via a text ad in my GMail.

Since I only use the internet for email and that wikipedia thing, I have no idea who Chrissy Moran is. Turns out she's a pornstar, and she's quitting the biz and going back to God. The story of her life can be found on her myspace blog. It's a surprisingly interesting read, although some of the events in the story are very predictable.

If I'd ever seen her pictures on the internet and, you know... whatever, I'd feel kinda guilty right now. Good thing I'm not into porn or anything.

(link is worksafe)

Domino’s new Brooklyn-style pizza confuses the crap out of everyone in Brooklyn.

"In Utah, they’re going to love it because they use ketchup and American cheese on their pizzas."

Fuck Utah.

The reason taller people make more money is that they are smarter. Fuuuuuck you, Princeton economists.

My company requires that we all wear photo IDs around our necks at all times. Nothing makes you feel like a bigger dick than looking in the mirror and realizing that you are wearing a playing card-sized medallion that features a picture of yourself wearing the exact same outfit you are wearing right now. I should probably invest in some new shirts and ties.

A) Great Radiohead tune
b) Made better by the addition of a horn section
3) Graffiti
%) Cool Animation

Ninja Pants, you are in charge of finding this song in mp3 form. (It's DJ Mark Ronson's version of "Just". Guy singing is Alex Greenwald.)

Sour Death Balls, a movie.