Yokels

Neil, you may not believe it, but that messed up press conference for the Bruins is actually a good thing. Back in '99 the Chicago Bears did something similar, sending a note to announce the signing of Dave McGinnis as head coach, but failing to actually sign McGinnis. Davey, not liking this, said hell no to those Bears and went on his merry way. The Bears ended up with Dick Jauron who has "led the Bears to their biggest two-season turnaround in team history by improving eight games... from the previous season". He also won Coach of the Year honors. Dave McGinnis ended up in Arizona. Dave McGinnis sucks.

See how everything works out in the end?