Yokels

You know that feeling when you get a new CD and you finally manage to get the cellophane wrapper off and you're excited to hear it and you're ready to pop it into your CD player? You probably had to use a knife or a pen or some nail clippers to work it open, but you got the job done, God dammit! Then you realize there's a sticker on top with the band's name and the album name that keeps you from opening it. God dammit! Lucky for you, there's a tab that says "pull here". Go ahead, pull it. Go ahead. God dammit! Where'd I put that knife?

Yeah, pretty funny, Amazon.com. Pretty funny.