Friday, January 23
Well, everybody now thinks the Jagr to New York is inevitable. Sweet. That would be downright terrific. Please Glen, pull the trigger!
I rather fit an ice skate through the hole in my dick than cheer for that commi asshat.
Humbly, I'd like to suggest ten new tactics for the Rangers to take. One, never allow a player to play with the Rangers for more than three years in a row. Two, do not sign, trade for, or otherwise hire defensemen. Three, waive all goalies. Four, play remaining games using only forwards. Attempt to out-score opponents by shooting wildly and occasionally propping Lundmark in front of the net as a sacrifice to all prospects past. Five, decline all draft picks. Six, raise ticket prices. Seven, re-hire Ron Lowe, Bryan Trottier and retain Glen Sather. Eight, blame injuries for failure. Nine, ban hustle. Show no respect for the trait. Ignore it completely. Praise and reward it's opposite with playing time and bonuses. And ten, set up those tee times.
I rather fit an ice skate through the hole in my dick than cheer for that commi asshat.
Humbly, I'd like to suggest ten new tactics for the Rangers to take. One, never allow a player to play with the Rangers for more than three years in a row. Two, do not sign, trade for, or otherwise hire defensemen. Three, waive all goalies. Four, play remaining games using only forwards. Attempt to out-score opponents by shooting wildly and occasionally propping Lundmark in front of the net as a sacrifice to all prospects past. Five, decline all draft picks. Six, raise ticket prices. Seven, re-hire Ron Lowe, Bryan Trottier and retain Glen Sather. Eight, blame injuries for failure. Nine, ban hustle. Show no respect for the trait. Ignore it completely. Praise and reward it's opposite with playing time and bonuses. And ten, set up those tee times.
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