Yokels

Around the country over the summer, the Coast Guard will demostrate their Search & Rescue techniques and abilities for crowds at summer fairs and other big events. When they put on the show in the past, my Dad would always explain that he didn't like them because they didn't show an accurate picture of what these people do. During the demonstation, it's usually calm, with low winds, with no waves and certainly no fire, no fumes and no oil.