Saturday, April 24
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
CNN (from 2 years ago) tells me this is the world's funniest joke. Whatever man, it's no 12-inch pianist. Now that's a punchline.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
CNN (from 2 years ago) tells me this is the world's funniest joke. Whatever man, it's no 12-inch pianist. Now that's a punchline.
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