Tuesday, October 26
TORONTO, Ontario, Oct. 26 - Rumors are flooding the city of Toronto today, that many of the Maple Leaf players are deeply disturbed by the lack of commitment shown to the franchise by the team's ownership. Key players such as Mats Sundin, Gary Roberts, and Sergei Federov are said to have demanded a closed door meeting with the ownership group.
Nameless sources have leaked quotes indicating that the players are unhappy. "Those guys have found other ways of passing the time," said one player. Another added, "They've gone from B-button masters to mouse-clicking poker junkies faster than a 15 year-old screws his high-school sweetheart."
Ownership has denied the claims as a whole, though they have admitted that things have slacked off lately. Part-owner Steve Stone responded to the criticism by noting that the group has been out of the country. He added, "I think you're likely to see an increase in activity as things return to normal... And today is Tuesday!"
Nameless sources have leaked quotes indicating that the players are unhappy. "Those guys have found other ways of passing the time," said one player. Another added, "They've gone from B-button masters to mouse-clicking poker junkies faster than a 15 year-old screws his high-school sweetheart."
Ownership has denied the claims as a whole, though they have admitted that things have slacked off lately. Part-owner Steve Stone responded to the criticism by noting that the group has been out of the country. He added, "I think you're likely to see an increase in activity as things return to normal... And today is Tuesday!"
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