Yokels

Have you been tempted by the Quiznos Prime Rib Sub? Oh come on, you know you have. You've seen the ads all over the talking-picture box and you've thought, "Wow, that does look tasty. And man, I could go for a sub right about now. And prime rib is really the only way to go."

Well, before you run off to Quiznos, The Consumerist gone for you. Prime Rib or bowel movement?