Yokels

Okay, here's mine. While JP has never been right about anything, it's all but set in stone these days that I was correct about the existence of black holes. That bigfoot thing is still kind of up in the air though. I figure I'm looking at something like 50/50. Anyway:

Eastern Conference
1. Philly
2. Buffalo
3. New York Rangers
4. Tampa Bay
5. Carolina
6. Ottawa
7. Boston
8. Montreal

Western Conference
1. San Jose
2. Detroit
3. Anaheim
4. Calgary
5. Nashville
6. Dallas
7. Colorado
8. Minnesota

Conference Finals
East: Buffalo vs. New York Rangers
West: San Jose vs. Calgary
Stanley Cup: San Jose over New York

That's right: FOUR TEAMS from the Northeast division will somehow make it to the playoffs.

Awards will magically appear in the comments at some point in time. Maybe.