Yokels

Despite the fun of dirty or mean-spirited Haikus, real ones can actually be pretty cool.

Best traditional haiku:
sunlight
edges the cat's ear
with silver
-Susan "Ming-Ming Miao" Rowley

Best non-traditional haiku:
my head in the clouds in the lake
-Ruby Spriggs

Other:
you came not from me
thick, black, nasty, curly hair
so get off my soap!
-Alan Linquist