Yokels

Oh, here's the list of euphamisms so far. Some are real, some not.

The White
The Devil in Checkered Pants
H
Dag Hammarskjold's Grandchild
Slo-Mo-Jo-Flo
Henry
Elbow Juice
Dope
Black Tar Asparagus
Ring Tosser's Lament
Smack
Chuck Wagons A$$ Fire
Cluck
Queen Sassy
Roast
Carmel Cotton
Skag
Blood Brain Barrier
Alfred W. McCoy's Love Baby
Robert Downey's Senior
 

The Difference Between Me and Methorborginstationiunsten
Clown Magic
Mankind
Devices Left to My Own
Lady in White
El Diablo En Un Rhinosauro Rosado
Cooks Curiosity
Lake Tahoe
Pirates Tooth Decay
Elvis Presley's Parsley
Wild
Pumpkin Seeds on Rye
Lab Rat Taffy
Hooters Girl Lamb Shank
End Timers Beginning
 

Trembling Elevator
Perry's Winkle
Snow Angel Downers
Old Custards Big Drift
Mind Melt
Salt River
Moose Hockey in The Great North
Killers Joy
Old Ironsides
Hoo
First Step To Forearm
Q-Bert's Bort
Lost Town
Sideways Friendship
Mystery Mustard
Hickory
The Garden State
Curly Haired Adams
Ball Boy Badness
Pale Rider
Nightlight Hidden Freedom
Voodoo
Minty Armageddon
 

Hell Off Wheels
Oil
Database Administration Punch
Rich Boy Blues
P.L.K.
Stairway Jumpingjacks
Loco Xylophone
Diddlers Uncle
Little Orphan Tranny
My Sweater's Better
Triple H
Under Evil's Hearth
USS Underground
The Off Switch
Beverly's Hills Haystack
White Lilly
Red Light Midnight
Believe It Or Not
Cold Medicine
Angelica's Favorite
Toe Splitter
The NBA
Lifetime Filter
Opaque Wonder
Complete Misunderstanding