Wednesday, December 27
If you haven't seen Line Rider, I highly recommend it. (Via AskMeFi)
Tuesday, December 26
I was trying to make up some euphamisms for heroin (class project). Instead, I came up with a good band name: Ring Tosser's Lament.
Tuesday, December 19
This is my foot. My foot would rather be where my foot was in this picture than in my stupid Payless work shoes stuck under my desk inside a smelly sock. Actually, the sock isn't smelly yet, but after a few hours down there you can bet it will be.
Saturday, December 16
watch this dancing fool dancing
watch him cut a rug
just before the alarm clock
watch him cut a rug
just before the alarm clock
Monday, December 11
Man, I've been using this word wrong for years.
Friday, December 8
Despite the fun of dirty or mean-spirited Haikus, real ones can actually be pretty cool.
Best traditional haiku:
sunlight
edges the cat's ear
with silver
-Susan "Ming-Ming Miao" Rowley
Best non-traditional haiku:
my head in the clouds in the lake
-Ruby Spriggs
Other:
you came not from me
thick, black, nasty, curly hair
so get off my soap!
-Alan Linquist
Best traditional haiku:
sunlight
edges the cat's ear
with silver
-Susan "Ming-Ming Miao" Rowley
Best non-traditional haiku:
my head in the clouds in the lake
-Ruby Spriggs
Other:
you came not from me
thick, black, nasty, curly hair
so get off my soap!
-Alan Linquist
In this article we see William Gray's 2007 prediction for hurricanes --- Make a special note of the line that says, "No hurricanes hit the U.S. Atlantic coast in 2006".
In this paper we see William Gray's 2006 prediction, published about this time last year.
William Gray --- Hurricane forecaster or hurricane of fraud?
In this paper we see William Gray's 2006 prediction, published about this time last year.
William Gray --- Hurricane forecaster or hurricane of fraud?
Thursday, December 7
Rory Fitzpatrick has 0 points and is a -2 this year for the Vancouver Canucks. Oddly enough, he is ranked 5th among Western Conference defenseman in NHL All-Star ballot votes (and as a write-in candidate, no less). I'm not sure who started this whole thing, but I think it's hilarious. Be sure to check out VoteForRory.com for more info.
Ninja, you have to post something about this on your Leafs blog. Spread the word, nerd.
Ninja, you have to post something about this on your Leafs blog. Spread the word, nerd.
Leeroy Jenkins rides the elevator.
Tuesday, December 5
Excel proves its worth once again.
Friday, December 1
In the elevator at work today, I heard some guy tell another guy that something was "the awesomest thing anyone has ever seen." Unfortunately, we got to the lobby before I was able to figure out what they were talking about, but it got me thinking. The awesomest thing anyone has ever seen? It had to be Midget Hitler riding a mechanical bull.
Right?
Man, I wish I had seen that.
Right?
Man, I wish I had seen that.
Nearly bald
Balding
Receding hairline
Chicks dig us.
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